MIZZOU CLOSES 2 DORMS DUE TO HUGE SHORTFALL OF STUDENTS

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Apparently, many parents don’t feel like paying out the ass for the right to be treated like a monster for being born in the wrong skin. The retribution against Mizzou after the racist coup of the school by the media department was swift and brutal. From the Washington Examiner:

Following a drop in students applying for housing, the University of Missouri will not be placing students in two dorms for the fall 2016 semester.

Mizzou will be closing the Respect and Excellence halls (ironic names, given the circumstances) in order to utilize dorm space “in the most efficient manner” to keep costs down.

In March, the university announced that it saw a sharp drop in admissions for the coming school year, and will have 1,500 fewer students. This will lead to a $32 million budget shortfall for the school, prompting the need to close the dorms in order to save money.

“Dear university community,” wrote interim chancellor Hank Foley in an email to the school back in March. “I am writing to you today to confirm that we project a very significant budget shortfall due to an unexpected sharp decline in first-year enrollments and student retention this coming fall. I wish I had better news.”

That’s just too bad. 🙁